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Why did the ayurvedic chicken cross the road?

These are Vaidya Kumar’s Chicken jokes (he couldn’t resist).

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his Ayurvedic doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get a Basti.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape getting a Basti.

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Because the doctor has clinics on both sides of the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To run away from his Ayurvedic doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape kitchari.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To buy Ashwagandha.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get a chick it sa (chitkisa).

Why did the chicken scientist cross the road?
To prove Ayurveda works for chickens.

Why did the chicken doctor cross the road?
To prove Ayurveda does not work on chickens.

Why did the chicken rocket scientist cross the universe?
To see his Ayurvedic doctor of course!

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