"You’re in remarkable shape for a man your age," said Vaidya Kumar to the ninety-year old man after the examination.
"I know it," said the old gentleman. "I’ve really got only one complaint, my sex drive is too high. Got anything you can do for that, Doc?"
Vaidya Kumar’s mouth dropped open. "Your what?!" he gasped. "My sex drive," said the old man. "It’s too high, and I’d like to have you lower it if you can." "Lower it?!" exclaimed the doctor, still unable to believe what the ninety-year old gentleman was saying. "Just what do you consider ’high’?" "These days it seems like it’s all in my head, Doc," said the old man, "and I’d like to have you lower it a couple of feet if you can."
This little old lady goes to Vaidya Kumar and says, "Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve passed gas at least 10 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was passing gas because it doesn’t smell and it’s silent".
Vaidya Kumar says "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don’t know what you gave me, but I am still passing gas... although still silent, it stinks terribly." "Good", Vaidya Kumar said, “now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, we’ll start to work on your hearing.”
Vaidya Kumar is making his rounds in the Ayurvedic hospital when he comes upon a man with the worst case of sunburn he has ever seen. The poor guy is burnt raw from head to toe and is in agony. He says to the kind doctor, "Is there anything you can give me to ease this terrible pain?"
So Vaidya Kumar says, "Yes, I’ll prescribe you some Viagra". "Viagra?" says the poor guy. "How will that help my sunburn?". "It won’t help your sunburn" says the understanding doctor, "but at least it’ll keep the sheets off it!"